Frankly, I think sucking off a cow is nasty, anyway, but kids like ice cream. Boo on you, Maggie Moo, for creating such a disgusting flavor as Blue Cotton Candy and then stuffing it full of glucose bombs like candy bars, marshmallow goo and mini M&Ms. Why did I take them there? Well, they asked. And I love 'em to bits. And I remember what it was like to be a kid. But, boo on you anyway, Maggie Moo--you're overpriced and downright bad for a body.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Boo on the Moo
So even though my kids loved it, nothing that color should go in your mouth. Really, that's nasty.
Frankly, I think sucking off a cow is nasty, anyway, but kids like ice cream. Boo on you, Maggie Moo, for creating such a disgusting flavor as Blue Cotton Candy and then stuffing it full of glucose bombs like candy bars, marshmallow goo and mini M&Ms. Why did I take them there? Well, they asked. And I love 'em to bits. And I remember what it was like to be a kid. But, boo on you anyway, Maggie Moo--you're overpriced and downright bad for a body.
Frankly, I think sucking off a cow is nasty, anyway, but kids like ice cream. Boo on you, Maggie Moo, for creating such a disgusting flavor as Blue Cotton Candy and then stuffing it full of glucose bombs like candy bars, marshmallow goo and mini M&Ms. Why did I take them there? Well, they asked. And I love 'em to bits. And I remember what it was like to be a kid. But, boo on you anyway, Maggie Moo--you're overpriced and downright bad for a body.
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but michael, don't you know? blue is the color for lips this season...gotta keep up, and it looks like you are doin' fine!
ReplyDeletegoodness, how they have grown!